Got a ‘download’ from my insects pals with some cute insect jokes meant to get some laughs.
Happy humor from them to you!
Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
A: French Flies.
Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!
Q: Why don’t termites drink coffee?
A: They become jitterbugs!
Q: Why do termites do well in math?
A: They understand the logarithms!
Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse fly!
Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly!
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