Funny — Ha! Ha! Jokes from Our Insect Friends

Funny — Ha! Ha! Jokes from Our Insect Friends

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Got a ‘download’ from my insects pals with some cute jokes meant to get some laughs. Happy humor from them to you!

 

Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

A: French Flies.

 

Q: Why was the ant so confused?

A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!

 

Q: Why don’t termites drink coffee?

A: They become jitterbugs!

 

Q: Why do termites do well in math?

A: They understand the logarithms!

 

Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A: A hoarse fly!

 

Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

A: Ant-elopes!

 

  1. When is a baseball player like a spider?
  2. When he catches a fly!

 

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Photo credit: FreeImages.com/Marie Jeanne Iliescu

 

 

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